When Sh** flies - FUNNY!

Old 02-05-2011, 06:45 PM
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Love those Texans - You can't make up stuff that funny. And I believe every word!
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Old 02-05-2011, 07:08 PM
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OMG!! that is too funny
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Old 02-06-2011, 03:31 PM
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Couldn't you just see the whole scene playing out?
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Old 02-06-2011, 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by drgranny
Couldn't you just see the whole scene playing out?
Yes, I can....we have a septic system and had the tank replaced a few summers ago. No, I wouldn't want to be around when he put the dynamite in it!!! ROL!
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Old 02-07-2011, 07:22 AM
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Reminds me of the men who hang around at the local Dairy Queen...the longer they talk, the bigger and better the stories get!
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Old 02-07-2011, 07:50 AM
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OMG - laughing so hard it hurts!
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This cracked my DH and me up!!!! Too funny!!!! Thanks! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Old 02-07-2011, 04:46 PM
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I almost fell asleep because I was waiting for the punchline.
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Old 02-08-2011, 05:09 PM
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Thanks, especially for making me think of Dad. When I was dating my husband, we gave my dad a shiny, new, fancy ass penknife. He loved that thing. But that summer he had to do something with the septic tank, and dropped the knife in. We must have heard the story of how that happened every Christmas after that, until he died. The knife is still there
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