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Thread: Why she got divorced. . . .

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    Super Member Grama Lehr's Avatar
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    Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.' I thought....well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... they will remember. My kids came bouncing down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
    As I walked into my office, my handsome boss Rick, said, 'Good
    morning, lady, and by the way Happy Birthday!' It felt a little better, that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Rick knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.' I said, 'Thanks, Rick, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!'
    We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. He chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Rick said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day...we don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?'
    I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind?'
    He said, 'Let's drop by my place, it's just around the corner.'
    After arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said, 'If you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.''Ok". I nervously replied.
    He went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, he came out carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my husband, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.

    And I just sat there....

    on the couch....

    NAKED.

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    too funny

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    OH NO!!!! :shock: :lol:

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    LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!
    That's why women shouldn't be ignored!!

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    LOL Too funny! Hoping you are joking! LOL

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    LOL-LOL-LOL Too funny!!!
    Thanx for the *chuckles* ... lol

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    Thanks for the laugh. This is funny.

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    What a great story! LOL

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    Oh My!!! :lol:

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    LOL!!! Thanks for the laugh!

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    I've seen that one before and it still makes me laugh!
    thanks! I needed that today!
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    Just too funny.. I loved it -- and it's my birthday today.... But my DH left me a card and then stopped by during work with a dozen roses and we are going out to dinner tonight.. So I won't be on my bosses couch "Naked".....

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    That wasn't the punch line I was expecting!! Great laugh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quiltcamp
    Just too funny.. I loved it -- and it's my birthday today.... But my DH left me a card and then stopped by during work with a dozen roses and we are going out to dinner tonight.. So I won't be on my bosses couch "Naked".....
    Thank goodness!! ;-) ;-) :shock:

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    lol!

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    ROFLMAO!

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    that is the cutest story , thanks for a good laugh.

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    Ouch!

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    lol

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    That it not at all the way I thought it was going to end!! Oh no! What a bad, bad! story!

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    lol!!! :lol: :lol:

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    too funny;)

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    Thanks for the funny!

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    That is way too funny !!!! It is raining again here today , and you just gave me a lift for the day. Thanks for sharing.

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    Ditter - you are always coming up with some great jokes and stories ~ I still say if you get a chance you should try out for Last comic standing lol cheryl :thumbup:

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