Wisdom from Grandpa!

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Old 01-15-2012, 10:46 AM
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Wisdom from Grandpa......

Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.



Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earning his salt that he forgets his sugar.


Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.





When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.




If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.



On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.



A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the washing', ironing', cooking' and scrubbing'. No wife of mine is gonna "work"."




Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders.



Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.




Some people try to turn back their odometers.


Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.



How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?


You know you are getting old, when everything either dries up or leaks.

Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.



Have a GREAT day........and keep Laughing!
It's good for the soul .


And remember my motto:

Pay the undertaker with a bad check.
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Great! Thanks for the laugh today!
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Old 01-15-2012, 11:16 AM
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LOL... my fave is : "Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders."
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Love your "wisdom"...Thanks, Ditter.
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