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"A woman went to the doctor...."

"A woman went to the doctor...."

Old 06-27-2013, 06:04 PM
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"A woman went to doctors office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked her what the problem was, and she explained. After hearing the story the doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and asked, "Does she still have the hiccups?"

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Old 06-27-2013, 06:16 PM
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That is funny!
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Old 06-27-2013, 06:20 PM
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Well, I would have to have someone with a front-loader come and pick me up. Ha. Or, CPR.
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Old 06-27-2013, 07:08 PM
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Good one! Loved it.
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That was a good one!!
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Old 06-27-2013, 09:25 PM
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That was funny!
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LMAO!! Too funny!
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Old 06-28-2013, 12:02 AM
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Hahahahahaha.

Thanks for the laugh.
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Very funny! Thanks for posting!
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