A Womans Poem.....funny!!

Old 04-27-2011, 06:33 AM
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A WOMAN'S POEM


He didn't like the casserole

And he didn't like my cake.

He said my biscuits were too hard...

Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right

He didn't like the stew,

I didn't mend his socks

The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer

I was looking for a clue.








Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him...

Like his mother used to do.
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Old 04-27-2011, 06:41 AM
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Too cute!
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Old 04-27-2011, 06:58 AM
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:lol: :lol: thanx for the chuckle :lol:
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Whooo-hoo!!
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teehee
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Old 04-27-2011, 07:13 AM
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Oh yea. I love it.
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Old 04-27-2011, 07:44 AM
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Another great one, Ditter hahahahahaha
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That is Tooo funny! love all your jokes. Your sense of humor is fantastic!
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I love it!
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Old 04-27-2011, 09:07 AM
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Cute....love it!
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