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Thread: You had to be there

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    COME ON FRIENDS, PALS, MOMS, AND ALL OF YOU WONDERFUL QUILTERS WHO GET TOGETHER TO HELP ONE ANOTHER........


    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

    We decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
    The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors -green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time . When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....
    "Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid."

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    Very funny - I mean it. LOL funny.

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    Too funny

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    LOL! I bet she was shocked by his comeback!

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    Great come back!

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    :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    LOL funny.

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    OMG. Not what I was expecting. CRACKED ME UP :lol:

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    OMG!!! Fisrt I had to think about your dad's answer, Then I almost fell off my chair laughing. That was a good one - still laughing. Will have to take that one to work tomorrow.

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    That is truly wonderful! You must really enjoy him with that sense of humor.

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    ROFL. The best. :thumbup:

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    this is the 5th time this week I have seen this same joke...surely there are more than just this one out in cyberspace!

    wait..I posted one about surgeons!

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    Bwahahahaha!!!

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    I choked on my cup of tea from laughting.
    thanks

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    roflmbo

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    Great reply! I wouldn't think that fast.....

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    :-P That is so funny. Here I am trying to get sleepy and now I'm laughing waking myself up.

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    Wish I had been there :lol:
    Way to go Dad :thumbup:

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    cute

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    Awesome reply! That's one well developed sense of humor! You must be so proud to have him as your Dad. I would be! I'll bet your family gatherings are a laugh a minute!

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    ROFLOL!!! Too funny!

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    Oh! I love it. Thanks for the laugh.

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    ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    FYI. This is a joke, and a very good one. It is an oldie, but I still giggle every time I see it.

    Thanks for sharing it again

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    Quote Originally Posted by debbieumphress
    roflmbo

    Ditto

    :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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