Ya'll are totally cracking me up. Thanks for all the great laughs!!

When I die and I'm laid out for the wake (if the children even bother), I don't think anyone will be standing over the casket crying and commenting on how I was such a good, little housekeeper. That would be pathetic and so untrue.
solution for dust-Don't move anything! No one will know

Must be having out of state guests

....It's that time of year again. Annual Birthday BBQ. Our oldest child & youngest child have the same B-Day. Our other son dosn't want a party; just the food. :)

A housekeeper!!!!!

a lack of pets (and pet hair)...

LMAO :mrgreen:

....no one at home to love, no kids, no husband, (no me!), no family, (no sewing machine), no pets....sigh....rather have a dirty house!!!

too much energy combined with utter boredom no kids and a MIL visit.............

the merry maids are just leaving the driveway