So tell me "brwnntwn" does Pam work as well as Off?

did the mosquitos just slide right off? giggles

Don't leave your poligrip in the bathroom where younger children can reach it. Our 8 yr. old grandson came to stay with us and thought it was toothpaste. He came out crying and grabbing his tongue trying to get it off. It was so funny and pitiful all at the same time. They don't make that mistake again though.

Had a neighbor who was cooking her own wall paper paste. Her husband came home and helped himself to some on mashed potatoes, he told her that was the worst gravey she had ever made.

My 17 yr old granddaughter learned an expensive lesson. She put diesel fuel instead of gasoline in her car. They were side-by-side at the pump.

My husband decided to do the laundry one day. Big Mistake! He rubbed stain stick on the crotch of my underwear. I put it on rushed off to work. I could hardly sit still I was burning like a wild cat on fire. Went to the ladies room and looked to see what was the mater. Globs of stain stick.
I called my daughter told her the problem and could she bring me clean underwear.
She looked into the draw and said," Mom they are all like that he had to of used 3 sticks. she had to go to the store and buy me all new underwear.

Now they call me hot pants to remind me of his kind thoughts. Got to love him. Still married after 44 years.

Thank you! I really needed a good laugh! I got more than my share of laughter and giggles here!

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Don't put bengay next to the hemmeroid cream tube. A guy was was trying not to turn lights on so he wouldn't wake his wife up after coming home so late from the club. Instead we all heard a big yell go off and he only woke up the whole street. It was in base housing way in the country with only 14 houses ( 7 on each side of the street). Needless to say the wife found out. LOL sometime be sneaky just doesn't pay ( by the way though he didn't have a hemmeroid problem after that )

I used to work in an assisted living and there was a new cream called Zostrich. It was way worse than Bengay. I had no idea. I took care of my clients and went off to the Memorial service in the chapel. I sat down next to the Big wig as that was the only place to sit. Had rubbed my eye and obviously had touched my mouth. Sat there for an hour trying to sit still and keep my burning mouth shut, and my eye burning and running down my face the whole time. Feeling like a fool. Of course they dearly departed had been very close to me and then I had to be friendly to the family acting like a nut. I bowed out gracefully as I could explaining it must be an allergy. It took 2 days for the stuff to stop burning. Never used that again without gloves. It can't be washed off.

Ii still hurts just thinking about it.

I make sure my basting spray is with my sewing stuff so I don't have that happen.