"Annoying the cook will result in smaller portions."

"A messy kitchen is a sign of character,
wait 'til you meet the character who works here!"

... for a guy ...
"The only thing she makes for dinner is reservations."

The best thing for me to make is RESERVATIONS

As usual, I just had my morning chuckles. I wish I had some of those sayings when my 4 boys were growing up. Food choices brot up some lively "discussions".

Cooks do it in the kitchen.

dont ask , just eat

Got you covered.

Got you covered.

Don't touch the cook's buns!

I have two aprons with quotes on them. One is:

The QUEEN does NOT cook! and the other is:

Hell's Kitchen (Gordon Ramsey's show)

Please do not tamper with the cook's buns!

What part of 'Its NOT done yet" don't you understand!!!!