What about "Churn Dash"? Would depend on whether you had access to a used churn or churn parts.......

Knock down a couple of drinks and go as the Drunkard's Path. The lampshade hat might be a nice touch. Just make sure to have a designated driver.

I want to go to Mad's quilt guild!!!

I love all of these ideas!! So much creativity :D:D:D

This sounds like way too much fun

Going by your name "Ripped on Scotch' how about a Drunkard's path block ?? Just a thought sounds like fun :) :) or a hangover

LOL I like MadQuilter's idea!!

Hope you will post pictures

I agree with MadQuilter anyone can pretend to be drunk. I do when I am not well at night.( I don't drink ANY alcohol or tea either) Best of all what ever you choose please please let us see what you look like. We all can do with a laugh(with you not at you)

Perfect and no stress! A glass in each hand and a path (or ribbon) basted on. See if they can guess the block!!