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CLMQuilter 06-20-2011 09:01 AM

Cute LOL

grandma sue 06-20-2011 09:22 AM

My DH is really good when we travel about asking if I need to stop in a quilt shop in an upcoming town. If we do stop, he finds a shade tree to park under while I shop. Invariably, I will look up after 15 or 20 minutes and he is walking in asking me if they have a bathroom!!!!

valsma 06-20-2011 09:25 AM

Now that is funny. Thanks for the morning giggle.

ThayerRags 06-20-2011 10:57 AM

When I saw the title of this thread, I thought it might be about men who WORK in a LQS. (LOL) My wife and I don’t have any employees, so I work in our little shop off and on. Instead of a LQS, our shop could probably fall under the heading of a Fabric and Sewing General Store.

The ladies get a kick out of seeing me at one of our machines mending or hemming jeans or putting a zipper in a coat when they come in. Most of them comment to my wife about putting me to work. My wife always tells them that she finally “found some help, not much help, but cheap help”.

When my wife has an appointment somewhere and needs to be gone, I work the shop in her place cutting fabric, cutting fat quarters, cutting lace, cutting ribbon or trim, cutting elastic, cutting batting and whatever else the customers want. Five years ago when I first started and had a request for something that I wasn’t real familiar with (and had THAT look on my face), most of the ladies took me under their wing and helped me find it and/or get it for them. Now I’ve graduated up to helping decide which 5 fabrics go best together, and some ladies even insist that I give them my opinion when I’m available.

We have men come in the shop all of the time. A few of them are quilters, and some are farmers. Did you know that a piece of leather treadle sewing machine belt can be used as a substitute for a grease seal in an antique hay rake wheel hub? Or that 1/8” foam sheeting makes a good air conditioner filter cover for a Ford tractor?

CD in Oklahoma

MommaDorian 06-20-2011 11:00 AM

LOL, I had to read that to my dh. He thought it was funny too.

Darlene516 06-20-2011 11:37 AM

Reminds me of when I was in the supermarket and I ran into a friend on the Deli line who asked how my quilting was going. I guess my mind was on fabric when it was my turn. The clerk asked me "how much cheese" and I said 1/2 yard. Everone got a good laugh.

maryb119 06-20-2011 12:01 PM

Thanks for the chuckle!

misscarol 06-20-2011 12:02 PM

Priceless!!!

mizunogirl 06-20-2011 12:03 PM

hysterical!

sandy l 06-20-2011 12:13 PM

Mine has no problem going into LQS or JoAnns. One time when I had been grousing about a problem I was having with a quilt while we were in JoAnns, he wandered off. I didn't think anything of it until he comes back with some lady he had started talking to about my problem. It's funny now, but at the time I was a little bit embarrased :oops:

jansquiltn 06-20-2011 01:18 PM

Hang onto him. He was easy to get into the fabric store.

PieceandLuv 06-20-2011 03:45 PM

great laugh........good guy he is......

Quiltinggma-nc 06-20-2011 03:58 PM

Thanks for the cute story.

ontheriver 06-20-2011 04:05 PM

Glad everyone got a chuckle out of this. I know I did at the time. I agree, he is a keeper. He not only goes in the store, he looks for things I need or finds things for me that might be of help or that he thinks is interesting. And.... he pulls out his credit card whenever I ask. He makes me things I could use in my sewing room, he rearranges all the furniture in there when I ask. And never complains that I am spending too much time sewing. I am so spoiled... I am keeping him.

Rose Ann 06-20-2011 04:19 PM

Usually, the men who come into my store ask for "feet."

deenatoo 06-20-2011 04:20 PM

That is too cute....lol

pjnesler 06-20-2011 05:54 PM

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I still hang out with my ex husband, he comes to quilt shops with me, and we just went to the Minnesota quilt show as well. Back in Sept of last year we were in a quilt shop in Arizona, and he sat down to take a break next to these fabrics, they looked so much like the shirt he was wearing I had to take a pic. What do ya think ;-) ?

Quilt Shop Jerry
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CLMQuilter 06-20-2011 06:39 PM

My husband went into a quilt shop with me one time when we were on vacation. The ladys in the shop went right by me like I was not even there they went right up to him and said can we help you. He looked at me and said I will be outside sitting down LOL

nwm50 06-22-2011 09:17 AM

Nearly had coffee spurt outta my nose when i read " 2 quarts"
That is so precious! Bless his heart for being the guy to take it to cutting table anyways. Thanks for the laugh! I hoped u made him his quilt too for that!

nwm50 06-22-2011 09:19 AM

quilt shop jerry sure did blend in right smartly!

nwm50 06-22-2011 09:20 AM

Kalena....liked your story too !

nwm50 06-22-2011 09:22 AM

Darlene516....funny!!

MissQuilter 06-23-2011 12:50 PM

It is always fun to shop at Janet's in Ocean Springs. Sometimes my children think I have moved in over there! Great people, good place to go for thoughts and opinions... and help!

FQ Stash Queen 06-23-2011 12:55 PM

Took my DH to LQS which on vacation, and what a great idea. Everything I liked he said go ahead and get, and even though I'm pretty sure he just wanted out of the store, I ended up with $213 worth of goodies (along with an angel panel he wants me to make for his sister)

grandma sue 06-23-2011 04:09 PM

Several years ago, a friend was closing her quilt shop. I was buy a couple of tables from her and my son (he has a truck) took me there to get them. It was the last day of the sale and she was the only one working. I asked her if she wanted me to help cut - she said sure! So I did. Then my son asked her too (he had seen me cut many times) - again, sure. Pretty soon everyone started going to his table (he was about 25) and he was commenting on their fabric - they loved it! Then he decided he wanted me to make him a quilt but he wanted to pick out the fabric himself. He did a very good job - with the help of some of his new "girlfriends"! Pretty soon, one of them said "I think your wife is about ready to leave!" He informed him I was his mother not his wife. I told him he looked really old - that's why they were confused. But he is now a financial advisor to many "older" people and they love him. My friend still talks about how he charmed everyone in the shop.

jdavis 07-09-2011 12:48 AM


Originally Posted by kalena
I was in our LQS and a guy came in and asked where the nearest liquor store was-every lady there gave him directions to one. He said "I knew I came to the right place". LOL

Now THAT's funny!


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