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My husband read it and it defines our household. The comic starts by husband standing over his wife "Opal" who is on the computer. Husband asks her "What are you doing today, Opal?", Opal is sitting at her computer, she responds "I'm creating a website for my quilting club".
and so on.

Gisela

they are the funniest and they often refer to quilting.
in one of them, the husband is telling the grandchild that one day he spent a week in the quilt shop.

http://comics.com/pickles/

Very funny!

that is funny