Quilter’s sayings
 

My favorite is: "there is no such thing as a perfect quilter. The only perfect quilter is God!"

Love those Tartan!

I have three quilting related t-shirts.
Quilting is my Therapy
(I chose that over "I quilt because choking people is frowned upon" but I believe they mean about the same thing...)
It's ok if you think sewing is boring, it's sort of a smart people hobby
(it's all flowery and looks so sweet until you read it -- sort of like me)
and
It's all fun and games until the bobbin runs out!

My personal mantra from last year is "the quilt I make depends on the fabric I have". And my mouse pad says "A fat quarter is not a body part".

This I’ve seen on a shirt “Serial Quilter”

One of my favorites is “quilting is my passion, chocolate comes in a close 2nd.”

grammasharon, your signature makes a nice quilter's saying too.

I find this one hilarious, and one I would wear!

"Skip the math - buy the bolt."

Iceblossom that t shirt is great! I want one of the second one you mentioned. Cracks me up!

Available on Amazon and other sites! Just search on funny shirts for quilters and several different options will come up. The funniest one was taken down, it had a typo in "sweing" which just made if funnier. Blame me, I mentioned it to the company.

One of my quilting t-shirts says " Yes I have a retirement plan, I plan on quilting"

I really like:

"It's ok if you think sewing is boring, it's sort of a smart people hobby"

But I'd change it to "quilting" vs sewing

The equivalent of saying someone is not right in the head: "Sewing on an empty bobbin."

Quilters are real cut-ups.

I quilt, therefore I am invincible!

Great sayings Tartan. Love all of them.

Thank you for those laughs over my morning coffee. Wish we all lived closer!

Love everything you posted here1 haha Thanks for sharing.

I quilt. What is your superpower?

Blessed are the children of a quilt maker for they shall inherit quilts.

I love your "T.H.I.N.K. Just shared it with my neighbor who teaches and she is going to use it for a bulletin board in her school. Thank you for sharing it!

awwwww.. thanks