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Originally Posted by granky
A friend was de-stashing and sent me some fabric. In the bottom of the bag was a newspaper print fabric with this story. (see pic of the newspaper fabric below).
Police Officer Jim Schneider was first to arrive on the scene of a domestic disturbance where a man was found buried under an extraordinarily large pile of fabric. Neighbors reported hearing muffled cries for help and phoned police to investigate. Upon arriving at the home, police made their way through mounds of quilting and sewing supplies to find the man, Thomas Baker, buried under what appeared to be a huge cache of fabric. The fabric apparently belonged to the victim’s wife, who was out, at a fabric sale, at the time of the incident. “I told that husband of mine not to go in there” his wife. Estelle, said. “It’ll probably take me three weeks to get those fabrics back in the right piles”. “Darn fool husband”. When asked about his wife’s rather large fabric collection, Baker, who was fine once he was freed from the pile of fabric, was quoted as saying , “You should see the room that holds all of her notions!” |
LOL, cute story!
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I like the picture of your quilt with your info. what is the pattern name or if I'm lucky is it some were on a free patter
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oh, that fabric is soooo great! I can picture my hubby doing that... "well, I was just trying to get the _____ and you were not home..."
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Originally Posted by Mummers
I like the picture of your quilt with your info. what is the pattern name or if I'm lucky is it some were on a free patter
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I know I need to watch mine every minute! (And I tell him so too!) He gets into all kinds of trouble, even with me watching him. LOL!!!
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I bet he was going in there to borrow her sewing scissors...
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Too funny :P :P :P :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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Originally Posted by Tink's Mom
I bet he was going in there to borrow her sewing scissors...
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That's really cute fabric. I wonder how it would look as a sewing machine cover. :thumbup:
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I have some of this fabric. I used it a black and white and red all over quilt. It was just random pick out of the bag 5 inch squares.Probably 40 or 50 different prints and solids. I used this print as an inside border for it. I loved that quilt and gave it to my daughter. Her son liked it so well, that I made him a twin size quilt for his bed.
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DON'T show this my DH...EVER! WHERE do we buy this fabric???
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I was working in my stash and found this fabric last night. It is wonderful. Think I'll make it in to window treatments.
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LOL - love it!
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LOL , seems the wife was more concerned over her fabrics being distrubed than her husband being victim to the avalanche!!
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I got a good laugh out of that.
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LOL Even my hubby laughed about this one. Sorry but I can't resist sharing this with a few of my Quilter Friends!!!! Thanks for sharing...
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Originally Posted by dpparris
If I were you I would frame that fabric and hang it on the door to my sewing area.... Just as a reminder to the hubby! LOL
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oh my that is so cute!!! do you think he will stay out of her room from now on ?????? or test his luck again !!
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do you think he is stupid enough to go in her notions room?
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I have this fabric and the rest of the fabrics in the line. It was quite a few years ago. One of the LQS has a deal that if you made a bag with their name on it and bring it with you, you will recieve 10% off reg. priced fabric. so I used this line to make a bag. Funny, I haven't run across it in my fight to organize! LOL
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So funny! Could be so true...
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Originally Posted by glenda5253
I've never seen humorous newspaper print fabric before. It would be wonderful to accent any sewing room!
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Too cute!
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NAH!!! Not after the neighbors get finished with him :oops:
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Originally Posted by Chele
I love newspaper print fabric! I worked for our local paper 12 years before the kiddos. I especially love fake articles! We did those all the time.
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LOL This is great. I'd love to have a piece of this. Anybody know who it was by?
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ahhhh ROFL to funny
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Originally Posted by KwiltyKahy
I made the curtains for my sewing room out of that fabric!! It is too funny.
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I don't think he will ever go anywhere near any of her quilting supplies once his neighbors and buddies get through with him!
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Welcome to small town life. Just remember, before long they won't be neighbors...they will be friends
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Love it, that's great. :thumbup: That'll teach him to stay out of places he shouldn't be in. lol.
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Too funny.
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Originally Posted by granky
A friend was de-stashing and sent me some fabric. In the bottom of the bag was a newspaper print fabric with this story. (see pic of the newspaper fabric below).
Police Officer Jim Schneider was first to arrive on the scene of a domestic disturbance where a man was found buried under an extraordinarily large pile of fabric. Neighbors reported hearing muffled cries for help and phoned police to investigate. Upon arriving at the home, police made their way through mounds of quilting and sewing supplies to find the man, Thomas Baker, buried under what appeared to be a huge cache of fabric. The fabric apparently belonged to the victim’s wife, who was out, at a fabric sale, at the time of the incident. “I told that husband of mine not to go in there” his wife. Estelle, said. “It’ll probably take me three weeks to get those fabrics back in the right piles”. “Darn fool husband”. When asked about his wife’s rather large fabric collection, Baker, who was fine once he was freed from the pile of fabric, was quoted as saying , “You should see the room that holds all of her notions!” |
How funny
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lol
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That is too funny - gave me a good chuckle!
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Thanks for the giggle......
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Hubby just shakes his head. Between his restoring old bikes and his Harley he doesn't dare say anything!
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Originally Posted by OneMoreQuilt
LOL This is great. I'd love to have a piece of this. Anybody know who it was by?
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