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texas granny 02-11-2011 10:38 AM


Originally Posted by granky
A friend was de-stashing and sent me some fabric. In the bottom of the bag was a newspaper print fabric with this story. (see pic of the newspaper fabric below).

Police Officer Jim Schneider was first to arrive on the scene of a domestic disturbance where a man was found buried under an extraordinarily large pile of fabric. Neighbors reported hearing muffled cries for help and phoned police to investigate. Upon arriving at the home, police made their way through mounds of quilting and sewing supplies to find the man, Thomas Baker, buried under what appeared to be a huge cache of fabric. The fabric apparently belonged to the victim’s wife, who was out, at a fabric sale, at the time of the incident. “I told that husband of mine not to go in there” his wife. Estelle, said. “It’ll probably take me three weeks to get those fabrics back in the right piles”. “Darn fool husband”. When asked about his wife’s rather large fabric collection, Baker, who was fine once he was freed from the pile of fabric, was quoted as saying , “You should see the room that holds all of her notions!”

They just never listen. I will have to share this one with my quilting friends

Divokittysmom 02-11-2011 10:43 AM

LOL, cute story!

Mummers 02-11-2011 10:46 AM

I like the picture of your quilt with your info. what is the pattern name or if I'm lucky is it some were on a free patter

fabric whisperer 02-11-2011 10:57 AM

oh, that fabric is soooo great! I can picture my hubby doing that... "well, I was just trying to get the _____ and you were not home..."

granky 02-11-2011 11:08 AM


Originally Posted by Mummers
I like the picture of your quilt with your info. what is the pattern name or if I'm lucky is it some were on a free patter

??? are you speaking of the Log Cabin that is my avatar? or maybe one on another reply? Mine is simply a Log Cabin....

pgthom 02-11-2011 11:20 AM

I know I need to watch mine every minute! (And I tell him so too!) He gets into all kinds of trouble, even with me watching him. LOL!!!

Tink's Mom 02-11-2011 03:00 PM

I bet he was going in there to borrow her sewing scissors...

Jenniky 02-11-2011 03:41 PM

Too funny :P :P :P :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

maryb119 02-11-2011 03:47 PM


Originally Posted by Tink's Mom
I bet he was going in there to borrow her sewing scissors...

Serves him right to be buried in fabric then.....Nobody touches my scissors!!!!

Jo M 02-11-2011 03:52 PM

That's really cute fabric. I wonder how it would look as a sewing machine cover. :thumbup:

girardgirl61 02-11-2011 04:25 PM

I have some of this fabric. I used it a black and white and red all over quilt. It was just random pick out of the bag 5 inch squares.Probably 40 or 50 different prints and solids. I used this print as an inside border for it. I loved that quilt and gave it to my daughter. Her son liked it so well, that I made him a twin size quilt for his bed.

cimarron 02-11-2011 04:48 PM

DON'T show this my DH...EVER! WHERE do we buy this fabric???

skothing 02-11-2011 04:58 PM

I was working in my stash and found this fabric last night. It is wonderful. Think I'll make it in to window treatments.

JUNEC 02-11-2011 05:06 PM

LOL - love it!

roseOfsharon 02-11-2011 05:09 PM

LOL , seems the wife was more concerned over her fabrics being distrubed than her husband being victim to the avalanche!!

Nettie Phillips 02-11-2011 05:36 PM

I got a good laugh out of that.

BobbiSue 02-11-2011 05:39 PM

LOL Even my hubby laughed about this one. Sorry but I can't resist sharing this with a few of my Quilter Friends!!!! Thanks for sharing...

DonnaB 02-11-2011 05:51 PM


Originally Posted by dpparris
If I were you I would frame that fabric and hang it on the door to my sewing area.... Just as a reminder to the hubby! LOL

Maybe he will get the hint.

penski 02-11-2011 06:16 PM

oh my that is so cute!!! do you think he will stay out of her room from now on ?????? or test his luck again !!

penski 02-11-2011 06:19 PM

do you think he is stupid enough to go in her notions room?

sewmom 02-11-2011 07:21 PM

I have this fabric and the rest of the fabrics in the line. It was quite a few years ago. One of the LQS has a deal that if you made a bag with their name on it and bring it with you, you will recieve 10% off reg. priced fabric. so I used this line to make a bag. Funny, I haven't run across it in my fight to organize! LOL

doowopddbop 02-11-2011 08:04 PM

So funny! Could be so true...

champagnebubbles 02-11-2011 08:27 PM


Originally Posted by glenda5253
I've never seen humorous newspaper print fabric before. It would be wonderful to accent any sewing room!

Me neither!

Becca Bear 02-11-2011 09:19 PM

Too cute!

BobbiSue 02-11-2011 10:23 PM

NAH!!! Not after the neighbors get finished with him :oops:

Quiltntime 02-11-2011 10:28 PM


Originally Posted by Chele
I love newspaper print fabric! I worked for our local paper 12 years before the kiddos. I especially love fake articles! We did those all the time.

We just moved to a small town, and we were victims to a fake article reading Walmart & McDonald's were being built on the land next to ours. Whew! Thank goodness it was a joke. ;-)

OneMoreQuilt 02-11-2011 10:33 PM

LOL This is great. I'd love to have a piece of this. Anybody know who it was by?

cheryl rearick 02-11-2011 10:40 PM

ahhhh ROFL to funny

AnnieH 02-11-2011 11:06 PM


Originally Posted by KwiltyKahy
I made the curtains for my sewing room out of that fabric!! It is too funny.

Want some for mine. There's always something else to buy!

BobbiSue 02-12-2011 12:06 AM

I don't think he will ever go anywhere near any of her quilting supplies once his neighbors and buddies get through with him!

BobbiSue 02-12-2011 12:07 AM

Welcome to small town life. Just remember, before long they won't be neighbors...they will be friends

katigirl 02-12-2011 12:38 AM

Love it, that's great. :thumbup: That'll teach him to stay out of places he shouldn't be in. lol.

Ann63 02-12-2011 04:51 AM

Too funny.

Ellen 1 02-12-2011 09:02 AM


Originally Posted by granky
A friend was de-stashing and sent me some fabric. In the bottom of the bag was a newspaper print fabric with this story. (see pic of the newspaper fabric below).

Police Officer Jim Schneider was first to arrive on the scene of a domestic disturbance where a man was found buried under an extraordinarily large pile of fabric. Neighbors reported hearing muffled cries for help and phoned police to investigate. Upon arriving at the home, police made their way through mounds of quilting and sewing supplies to find the man, Thomas Baker, buried under what appeared to be a huge cache of fabric. The fabric apparently belonged to the victim’s wife, who was out, at a fabric sale, at the time of the incident. “I told that husband of mine not to go in there” his wife. Estelle, said. “It’ll probably take me three weeks to get those fabrics back in the right piles”. “Darn fool husband”. When asked about his wife’s rather large fabric collection, Baker, who was fine once he was freed from the pile of fabric, was quoted as saying , “You should see the room that holds all of her notions!”

VERY cute....wishit was for sale now-a-days. Ellen

ladyredhawk 02-12-2011 04:39 PM

How funny

Joset 02-12-2011 05:10 PM

lol

Jackie R 02-12-2011 05:13 PM

That is too funny - gave me a good chuckle!

jojosnana 02-12-2011 06:13 PM

Thanks for the giggle......

PattyS 02-13-2011 10:58 AM

Hubby just shakes his head. Between his restoring old bikes and his Harley he doesn't dare say anything!

granky 02-13-2011 11:04 AM


Originally Posted by OneMoreQuilt
LOL This is great. I'd love to have a piece of this. Anybody know who it was by?

According to the selvage it was designed in 2002 by Cindy Taylor Oates for Fabrics by Spectrix


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