Old quilters never die; they just go to pieces.

CUT ONCE

I wasn't in a very good mood this morning, but now I can't stop laughing! THANKS!!!

She died with the most fabric. She won!

This isn't exactly quilt related but my husband had me put in on one of the tombstones on our model train layout.

"I told you it would end like this"

Tee Hee..You guys crack me up :lol:

SEW happy in life
SEW happy in death
RIP

Ran with scissors

I told you I was sick

She cut too many corners

You Complete Me

Cut to pieces.....

Quilted her fingers to the bone

Surcomed to Quiltzaphrenia

Smuttered under FQ stacks collapsed

as ye sew so shall ye rip

OMG - this one os just TOO MUCH............I had to send it off to family (non-quilters) and they are still ROARING over this one!

St. Peter, Can I bring my FW with me?

Treadling my way thru the Pearly Gates...

:wink:

This is a great site, Thank you >

How about "Log cabin fever"

You stab them we slab em.

A time to sew and a time to rip..

Ripped apart.......

"here lies the ultimate winner (she who died with the most fabric)"

"now an applique on that big quilt in the sky"

"patch, patch, patch, piece, piece, piece. oh darn R.I.P., R.I.P., R.I.P."

"she went for home and slid into her final dresden plate"

Here lies the bones of Sewing Mary
Her fingers numb & her hand are weary.
From stacking, whacking, & cutting fabrics galore.
Her quilts are lovely, but she's no more.

How funny. Everyone has such a sense of humor.

What a nice way to end my day...RIP

seams no more

died while going around the block

died of log cabin fever

she had to many turnovers
and jelly rolls

Ok, now I am definitely going to make more blocks so I can use all these great epitaphs!

trapped here cause her fat quarters
can't get out

You all are so clever. The only ones I cam up with were already here. Loved everyone of them.

Appliqued to the dirt
Fabricked to death
Annoyed with this delay to quilt
Sewn over the edge

here lies the witch
that seamed in the ditch

Nickled and Dimed while getting cakes and jelly rolls.

Never saw a fabric a she wouldn't Quilt
So much fabric sew little time.
Farewell UFO Collection member
Treadle on, our Good Friend !!

How about - Old kid on the Block

She had perfect points.


Starred and feathered.

Stitchin' in the Ditch!

OK one more, really enjoyed reading these, :)

Sometimes Wonky Always Wonderful

Fell of the drunkards path and died in the ditch !!!

Sandra What does epiah mean, hope I spelled it correct.

Thanks, Elsie