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Bend Over, this will only take a sec
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the one we remember the most was when my husband was in for back surgery and he had a male nurse, he would come in and ask my husband, "are you ready for your bath?' then he would tell my husband, "just call me when your ready" so my husband calls him, the nurse didn't answer, when the nurse finally showed up my husband was telling him he had called several times and the nurse asked, in a soft voice "why? were you scared?"
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Originally Posted by Nancylou
On a more serious note...When my husband was in the hospital a nurse told me " God doesn't give you more than you can handle". I'll never forget that statement. Sounds like a great quilt to make!! Be sure to post some pictures when you are finished. :-)
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We're employee challenged today.
BINGO You want what when? Where's my ativan? I need you nurse! It's enema time. I'm a legal drug pusher. What do you mean there is a narcotic missing? |
RN = Real Nurturing
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Drop your pants, take your clothes off, here's a gown, what pharmacy do you use, are you in pain?
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Doctor's Orders!
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NO prune juice on my shift!!
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You are going to the lab, xray,
MRI (magnetic resonance Imaging), Cat Scan. |
"The doctor is running a little late".
From an RN |
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