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Yvonne 06-11-2007 03:10 PM

Such a deal!

Please, please, don't give us the family discount. We can't afford that at all!

k_jupiter 06-11-2007 03:13 PM


Originally Posted by Yvonne
Such a deal!

Please, please, don't give us the family discount. We can't afford that at all!

Well let's see... First you wouldn't buy the Block of the Month memberships, now you won't fork over for the quilting rules...

Youse guys are a hard sell.

tim in san jose

Moonpi 06-11-2007 03:15 PM

Tim, do you throw in a Ginzu seam ripper with that deal if we act right now?

Enquiring minds want to know :lol:

k_jupiter 06-11-2007 03:17 PM


Originally Posted by Moonpi
Tim, do you throw in a Ginzu seam ripper with that deal if we act right now?

Enquiring minds want to know :lol:

For that price, limited time only, I will throw in the ELECTRIC Ginzu seam ripper! (It only works on 220v though). Of course, if you follow all the rules... you'll never need to use it.

tim in san jose


Flying_V_Goddess 06-11-2007 07:26 PM


Originally Posted by k_jupiter

Originally Posted by Flying_V_Goddess
There are no rules in quilting and there are also no rules in art. What wouldn't make a quilt a work of art?

What nonsense. Of course there are rules for quilting. Just send me a SASE and a check for $119.95 and I will send them to you.

tim in san jose

Hmmm...you wouldn't happen to be a member of the fabled Quilt Police now would you?

k_jupiter 06-11-2007 08:22 PM


Originally Posted by Flying_V_Goddess

Hmmm...you wouldn't happen to be a member of the fabled Quilt Police now would you?


hey, hey, hey....

You have the right to sew silent...



tim in san jose

patricej 06-12-2007 12:50 AM

Don't do it, Tim! As soon as you throw in Ginzu anything you can't charge more than $19.95 - plus shipping/handling. Then you have to double the order for free - just pay more shipping/handling. And don't forget all the bonus goodies. You must offer at least 32 items - a $427 value - for only $19.95 (plus shipping/handling).

Do us all a favor and save yourself the cost of a business license, payroll and taxes, lawyers to protect you from the Kennedy Plan(s) and other assorted overhead.

Just tell us the rules for free, right here. Then we can all ignore you for FREE, FREE, FREE (NO shipping/handling)
:mrgreen:

Extreme Quilter 06-12-2007 04:59 AM

You guys are a riot!

k_jupiter 06-12-2007 07:12 AM


Originally Posted by PatriceJ
Don't do it, Tim! As soon as you throw in Ginzu anything you can't charge more than $19.95 - plus shipping/handling. Then you have to double the order for free - just pay more shipping/handling. And don't forget all the bonus goodies. You must offer at least 32 items - a $427 value - for only $19.95 (plus shipping/handling).

Do us all a favor and save yourself the cost of a business license, payroll and taxes, lawyers to protect you from the Kennedy Plan(s) and other assorted overhead.

Just tell us the rules for free, right here. Then we can all ignore you for FREE, FREE, FREE (NO shipping/handling)
:mrgreen:


So you want the rules for quilting for FREE???






OK...










I Quilt, I Nap, I Quilt Some More ... Aaaaah, The Good Life



That's it.

tim in san jose

patricej 06-12-2007 08:02 AM

well ... let's make sure to NOT ignore those particular "rules".
:mrgreen:


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