Being a new quilter, mine is my husband asking if the store is ever going to close due to all the little packages that keep arriving for my new habit!

See some prize winning chickens at the 4-H fair and comment "that would make some great looking fabric for a quilt":o. SO just shook his head and kept on walking.

Find quilting patterns in paper towels!😃

All of the above, but the needles in the arm of the couch, that is a big NO NO for me.

LMAO!!! oh my this sure sounds like me !!

You might be a quilter if you follow a stranger so that you can copy the pattern on their shirt, skirt or scarf. Try explaining that one!

I read this to my DH & he said to add --You buy cotton shirts for your hubby thinking of futher uses!

You can measure 1/4" just by sight.

when your teenager asks "mother, why is there tread in the salad?"

Everyone knows you're supposed to have fibre in your diet!