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Old 08-22-2012, 12:28 PM
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Todays laffy taffy joke is:

What do you get when you send a cow to Alaska?

Cold Cream
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Old 08-23-2012, 04:43 AM
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Originally Posted by QuilterMomma View Post
Todays laffy taffy joke is:

What do you get when you send a cow to Alaska?

Cold Cream
Oh my!! Where do you come up with this stuff.
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Old 08-23-2012, 06:45 AM
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I can't resist...how does a pig write home?

With a pig pen! He he
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Old 08-23-2012, 07:15 AM
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You guys crack me up!
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Old 08-23-2012, 02:53 PM
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Ok, ok, ok,
What does a pig put on his cut?


Oinkment!
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Old 08-23-2012, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by quiltermomma View Post
ok, ok, ok,
what does a pig put on his cut?


Oinkment! :d:d
lol!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-24-2012, 04:54 AM
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QuilterMomma thinks I should make a mouse to go with my farm animals. Or maybe she thinks the cat I made needs to be fed? My blocks are send out and I reached my limit of sets, 4 sets of 6 blocks each. Anyone else making a mouse to feed the cat?

Keep the jokes coming. I am trying them out on all my children. Love the piggy/oinkment joke.
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Q: What do cows get when they are sick?

A: Hay fever!
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Old 08-24-2012, 08:13 AM
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See, someone else loves Laffy Taffy jokes as well. Love the hay fever thing, yep good one.

I found a mouse stack on embroidery library and some other farm stacks I am going to make for my own. I have already mailed my sets as well. Found a couple of chicken ones I think I may make for the chicken swap, or at least for my own I will.

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

he was afraid of its bark.
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Old 08-29-2012, 08:59 PM
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Ok found one and hope it hasnt already been said, but I found it cute!


Q: Why don't cows have any money?
A: Because the farmers milk them dry.

Not sure but some of remember the Cow Pokes with the jokes on the inside of the wrapper? Or was that another candy? LOL

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