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realoldken 05-15-2011 03:27 AM

About 0430 this morning, Ditter was attacked by a bear. I didn't see the bear myself but I dang sure heard the results.

I know married couples should share their dreams and work together to make them come true but should this include nightmares? (Maybe nightbears?)

To make a long story short, Ditter (Sharon) jerked awake screaming "NO, get away!" The bear was chewing on her foot and her foot was mere inches from my feet. Oh yeah, I jerked awake too and my heart rate peaked at about 400 beats per second!

I sat up in bed and, even with the night light on in the bathroom, I didn't see the bear. Of course we all know bears are sneaky and fast too so it coulda' got away real quick.

I rolled over and wrapped my arms around her while our hearts slowed down then she got up and went to the bathroom, I suppose to dress the puncture wounds in her foot. There were no puncture wounds in her foot so I gotta assume there was no bear or it was a real old one with no teeth.

When she came back to bed, I laughed some and I am gonna end this tale right here.

sweet 05-15-2011 03:30 AM

Those are the sneaky-snake bears.

Patty Patches 05-15-2011 03:33 AM

Hope you gave her a big BEAR hug to make her feel better

LoriEl 05-15-2011 03:35 AM

Poor Ditter. I'm glad the bear had no teeth and you were there to protect her!

mcdaniel023 05-15-2011 03:37 AM

:)

lynnsim 05-15-2011 03:56 AM

Too funny!

Nancy S. 05-15-2011 04:03 AM

Thanks for my morning giggle!!

Murphy 05-15-2011 04:04 AM

Hi and welcome to this board. Let Ditter know we send her hugs (rofl).

livenlearn124 05-15-2011 04:15 AM

OH!! Poor Ditter! I hate it when I'm scared awake by nightbears!!

Give her a big bearhug for me Ken!

JenniePenny 05-15-2011 04:36 AM

Thanks OldKen for being there to protect our beloved Ditter.


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