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AlwaysQuilting 08-10-2011 02:59 AM

GRANDPARENTS ANSWERING MACHINE

Good morning . . . At present we are not at home but, please Leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp ....

If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is.

If you need us to stay with the children, press 2

If you want to borrow the car, press 3

If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4

If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5

If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6

If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7

If you want to come to eat here, press 8

If you need money,press 9

If you are going to invite us to dinner or taking us to the theater, start talking we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"

wvhill22 08-10-2011 03:10 AM

lol love it!

anora 08-10-2011 03:13 AM

Ha ha ha...
Its very cool...
Love it...

great aunt jacqui 08-10-2011 04:49 AM

A hearty LOL

great aunt jacqui 08-10-2011 04:51 AM

sorry

kacklebird 08-10-2011 05:06 AM

Love it, gotta send this to my daughter :)

Chicca 08-10-2011 05:34 AM

That is wonderful! I am still laughing.

Kitsie 08-10-2011 08:03 AM


Originally Posted by kacklebird
Love it, gotta send this to my daughter :)

I just did! :mrgreen:

Jazzmyn 08-10-2011 08:24 AM

Amen..........Love it!!

sewgull 08-10-2011 08:59 AM

Love this one. Passing on to friends.


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