I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
So I said 'Implants?' She hit me. * Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. * Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. * How come we choose from just two people to run for prime minister and over fifty for Miss Aust ? * When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.' * I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! * Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? * Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. * Wouldn't you know it.... Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever. * *** And remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. *** |
Great thoughts
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Funny, funny, funny. I really liked the 'idiot' one.
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What a chuckle but wish I could get the bumper sticker for my car
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Thanks for the laughs! Those were cute!
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