Jeff Foxworthy Pokes Fun at the Maritimes (Atlantic Canada - NS, NB & PEI)
 

If your local Tasty Treat is closed from September through May, you may live in the Maritimes.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't even work there, you may live in the Maritimes.
If you've worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in the Maritimes.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in the Maritimes.
If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Saint John (NB) for the weekend, you may live in the Maritimes.
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in the Maritimes.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in the Maritimes.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in the Maritimes.
If you can drive 110 kms through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in the Maritimes.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in the Maritimes. If you carry battery jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in the Maritimes.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in the Maritimes.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in the Maritimes.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in the Maritimes.
If you have more kms on your snow blower than your car, you may live in the Maritimes.
If you find -12C degrees "a little chilly", you may live in the Maritimes.

And that's Home !!!

I love it!!! Jeff F is so funny :D

:thumbup: Good one!

This also applies for the Province of Québec, however they would have to be translated in French to respect the law!!!

Sounds like MInnesota!

Too funny! Sorry to say that the "heat and A/C" line applies to Florida, too, but we sure can't wear snowsuits on Halloween!

I got an email from a friend with this same routine only saying NY or Penn. I think it applies to many places but is very funny.

Born in Nova Scotia, I remember having a Halloween costume that fit over my snowsuit.

sounds like Iowa