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butterflywing 05-12-2012 06:05 PM

JOKE: Financial Inspiration for Women
 



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Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.




When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.
One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her,
"But in just a few years my father will die and I will inherit $200 million".
"Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.



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sandraa 05-12-2012 06:13 PM

Thanks for the laugh

QuiltnNan 05-12-2012 06:15 PM

good one!!!!

fred singer 05-12-2012 06:17 PM

oh my that is very funny.l.o.l.

Latrinka 05-12-2012 06:37 PM

Ha-ha, smart woman!

MaryStoaks 05-12-2012 07:34 PM

Thanks Butterflywing!:thumbup:

burchquilts 05-12-2012 10:39 PM

I love it!!! You go, girl!!!

Kazahleenah 05-13-2012 01:35 AM

LOL!!
Thanks for the laugh!

marymay 05-14-2012 03:27 AM

OUCH!!!!!!!! That had to hurt.

ranbro 05-14-2012 04:50 AM

That was just too delicious/ Thanks


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