Today's Thoughts
 

:shock: (best if said out loud)

I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.

I did not object to the object.

The farm will produce produce.



No wonder English is a confusing language.
Share some more head-scratcher thoughts anyone?

Just don't make me say it first thing in the morning :D

An answer to the question "Are you going to the movies?" could be "Yes, and I am taking two friends to dinner, too."

I didn't see that question?

Do you want a paddle or an oar? From the shore you can see the sea. Stabbed a big bolt through my hand and had to bolt to the ER. He had a shock of red hair, which caused a shock to everyone.

Needing help with the planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.