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dglvr 12-20-2009 12:27 PM

Thanks Loretta for all the funnies. I thought I would post this one for ya.

Calmness in our lives

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Oprah show, you too can find inner peace.
Dr. Oz proclaimed. "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription,
the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

zennia 12-20-2009 12:59 PM

Good way to start the day---lol.

trupeach 12-20-2009 01:39 PM

tooooooooooooo funny LOL

amma 12-20-2009 03:17 PM

LMBO That is funny!!!:D:D:D

Leota 12-20-2009 03:22 PM

That's too funny.

Shemjo 12-20-2009 03:47 PM

Yup, finishing off those things will make you feel good, at least for a little while! LOL!

Quilt4u 12-20-2009 03:56 PM

:lol: :P :-P :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

jdavis 12-20-2009 04:36 PM

That's hysterical!

Bevanger 12-21-2009 07:20 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Janstar 12-21-2009 05:17 PM

That is hilarios!!


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