amalia64

My husband knows how I like to bake, so he found this recipe for me.
1 cup water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 FULL! bottle Cuervo

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat 1 cup of butter. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. Test Cuervo again. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now chift the limon juice and strain your nuts. Add 1 table. Add a poon de chugar or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash oven.Turn the cake tin 360 and try not to fall over.Don't forget to beat off the turner.Finally, throw bowl.Finich the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.CHERRY MISTMAS.

Happy Baking to All, and Be Safe!!

CarrieAnne

Thanks!

NauDeeGal

Thanks for sharing!

Jill

Thanks for the laugh.

#1piecemaker

this recipe will go down in history. Can't wait to try it.

quilter68

My morning entertainment. Thank you for the cheer.

amalia64

first time I read it, I could not read it all the way threw without lol.

grandme26

I needed a great laugh for the day. Thank you.

galvestonangel

That's funny.

diannemc

Sounds as good as my rum cake!!