If this doesn’t make you laugh!!!! YOU ARE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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> Christmas Cake
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> Ingredients:
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> * 2 cups flour
> * 1 stick butter
> * 1 cup of water
> * 1 tsp baking soda
> * 1 cup of sugar
> * 1 tsp salt
> * 1 cup of brown sugar
> * Lemon juice
> * 4 large eggs
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> * Nuts
> * 1 bottle tequila
> * 2 cups of dried fruit
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> Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup... Just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
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> Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.

That's good! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sounds like the sort of recipe I could be good at but only if you change it to Kahlua!!!!!! (Which I am krinding at the memont I might add hicc!! )


Pahhy Wen Reay!!! :lol:

:mrgreen: I couldn't finish reading it for the tears. Thanks for the giggle!

I've been a member on the Quilting Forum for only a few months and took some time today to check out the recipes. This is SO funny!(Even though I'm not a drinker and don't think I've ever seen a bottle of tequila.) I'm printing it off to add to my Christmas recipe file. I'll come across it again in December when I'm busy with Christmas baking and will have another good laugh.

laughing so hard I have tears running down my face and my nose is running! Thank you so much for that, I needed it! I sent it to my MIL! She will love it!

If you should give any fruit cakes on your gift list, you could always add this recipe with the gift for fun!

Good idea, Gerbie! I'll do that.

Funny