Years ago the neighbor guy was graduating from college and his wife was having a small celebration party for him and we were invited - I went over early to help her get stuff set up and as we walked in the house I felt so SORRY FOR HER because I thought the dog had had a very stinky accident in the living room just as the party was to start...
wasn't that at all - it was some kind of cheese and I think I offended all and sundry for thinking it was dog poo.....