Oh my gosh!!! I am in hysterics, my husband had to come see what I was laughing at. I thought I had cat problems, but yours are worse. My daughter's cat has a sixth sense about fabric being on the floor. No matter how quiet or sneaky I think I am, he can sense the second I put anything down and he appears out of nowhere to lie on whatever I put down, and he only does it with fabric. I really needed a good laugh today. Thanks for sharing.