WElcome from South Louisiana. Congratulations for stepping outside your box. I don't do any of those things either....I don't know very much about the computer,but I do know a little more since I've hopped on to this board. As far as those "fancy" phones go with the texting, etc. I'm ignorant. I CAN use a cell phone for making calls, but that's about it. Occasionally , I will "put my ignorance out there" for all on this board to see. My questions have always been answered with patience and grace. You will love it here.