I was getting ready for work, first day on part-time job, had put a dress on (usually wore pants all the time) and DS at 2 yo looked at me and said, "I didn't know you were a lady!" I looked at him and said, "What did you think I was?" and he said, "A mom."
DD at about 15 yo was very interested in animals of all kinds, but particularly interested in wild animals. We were at a restaurant talking about what she wants to do as an adult. She nonchalantly said, "I want to work with erotic animals." That sounded good to me and my husband, but our 11 DS (the same as the one above) said, don't you mean exotic animals???? We all laughed so hard, had tears rolling down our faces.