Originally Posted by Maggiemay
When my daughter (now 19) was around 3 we were walking her brother to school on our usual route. When we got to the cross walk she stopped us & told us we had to be very careful because Jesus died on the crosswalk!! That is still a family classic!
OMG! I think that one is my favorite so far! It reminds me of many years ago when I was a school bus driver and one morning one of my Kindergartners was terribly excited because she was going to Amy's house after school to play. Then she told me, "And Amy lives on a dead rear-end!"