Here's one better; I have an aquaintence that said, ( out of the blue) ' When you make my quilt, don't make it so quilty, I don't like the looks of a quilt; you know what colors I like in my bedroom'. ( I was in her bedroon once, in the dark, to put my coat on the bed) That was 5 years ago In the 10 years I've known her I have never mentioned making a quilt for her.... I think all quilters get this... people think it's like making a batch of cookies or something..