To be asking questions like that,they obviously don't know anything about quilting,so I'd just let it slide and very briefly tell what quilting is and what you would charge. They're in church,they are not asking to start a arguement.They just know nothing about quilting.I have learned that most of the time when someone asks me a stupid question,it's not to be snippy. They need to be educated,and then some of them actually get interested in making quilts themselves.