Ladies, rather than throw them out, I have a couple of suggestions:
1) Let's have a UFO swap. Those wishing to receive a UFO can announce our intention, and senders can contact us via PM for our addresses. Recipients have no choice in what we receive. Once we receive it, we can do something with it, or pass it on to a new recipient. The only thing we cannot do is to return it to the original sender. The first sender has the option of being a receiver or not. She may just run screaming from the mention of any other UFOs.
2) Sew them together in any way at all, and them cut them up for bindings.
What do y'all think? I am willing to receive.