Originally Posted by justwannaquilt
He never opens his eyes when he is looking for something. If he did open them he would never have say the words "I don't see it" yeah buddy you don't see it because your not looking! I could give the man exact geolocation of an object and he would still not be able to find it. meanwhile I get up from what I am doing and go in there, hmmm, imagine that, its right there where I told ya it was!
or you get up to help find it and just as you get to him he says "oh, never mind, I found it."