LOL I have one names Itzy (like itzy bitzy spider) cuz they are hairballs running around on the floor! I would NEVER have anything but a yorkie now that I've had 2 of them. My first one was Skoobee & he lived to be 13. I was given this one from a family whose little girl was mistreating him & he is one of the loves of my life. He too doesn't not like body noises! (Doesn't bark) but insists on sleeping under the covers & I don't need to have any warning when some sort of body noise has occurred because out he comes! He doesn't like sneezing or loud noises either. I don't see him eat that often but he sure does love his Milk Bone doggie treats. I sometimes think that is what he lives on! Doesn't like being confined in a crate so we just close our bedroom door when we leave. DH covers his pillows with a quilt before he leaves for work in the morning & it's to keep Itzy off his pillows. NOT, it's like he is making him a tee pee & when I wake up in the morning I have this cute little face peek out at me like "good morning Mom" I just have to start the day with a laugh when I see that. Yorkies can be very possessive if you let them. My Skoobee got to where he wouldn't let DH kiss me good by in the morning, it was funny at first but I had to nip it in the bud & stop it before it got out of hand. Skoobee also was a foot biter. If you would use your foot to scoot him away from the door, he'd bite you. I think he bit everyone in my family & then some! BUT can you imagine how many times they see those feet coming at them to scoot them away? I think I'd bite them too after so many of them coming at me! But Yorkies are the best companions you can ever have. I want a tea cup one but don't have the $$$$ that they cost. It's a shame the prices are up so high that they can't go to families that will really love them........