Serves ya right!!! Naw just kidding. Good enough to perk yer ears up eh? Tall dark and handsome and taken. Smells better then any man in the world? Finer then the finest Chocolate in the world? Was he so "mighty fine" that you would give up your fabric stash to the first person that came along?
If you can answer YES to all of the above questions....your secret is safe with me. :)