hilarious!
sigh...do not know why as I say I don't "DO" bugs but I am the designated ant person at our house too--I buy the Ant Stakes--a cartload of 'em, gals--when they say at every door--I put 1 by the front door--either side; where the front porch meets the side walk, at the garage door, all 4 corners of the patio plus the doors, on and on--I mean to tell ya--I dare an ant to come in my house. If DH says--you are buying too many--I say "if you do it and I see an ant--I'm going to the Sheraton & shopping at...(fancy mall)--call me when they are gone:)" I get as many stakes as I need--no problemo!