Well, I don't have any children of my own, but I do have a cute story about one of my former kindergarten students.
I taught kindergarten about 15 years ago, and during the winter months we would sometimes have "inside recess." Well, one of my little girls, Kelly, went home and announced at the dinner table that night that they had had "incest recess"!!! Luckily, her sister was in the same class and corrected her, but Kelly kept insisting that the class had had incest recess that day!!!!!
Her mother pulled me aside the next day and told me the story and then asked, "So, just WHAT is going on in your classroom!!??" :lol: :lol: :lol: We all had a terrific laugh about it, and whenever I think of Kelly, that is one of my favorite stories about her. :D :D