Nah, I was just being silly, not nagging about where it was posted. ;) It sounded plausible as a quilt block - Some of the names are descriptive but other ones, you wonder how in the world they ended up with that name - you can't see any connection. :)
So far, I'm lucky that I've only had to contend with squirrels and roof rats and birds in my garden. My Concord grapes are ripening, though, so that may bring out any raccoons or possums in the area. :?