Originally Posted by SuziC
Although i love the hot summer weather, this is turning out to be one of the hottest! A week of 90's and above is usually great but not when you want to work on projects and don't have air conditioning!!!! The only thing to keep cool is stay in the pool. But even the pool got too warm 88 degrees so we had to add more cold water. How hot is it where you are?
HOW HOT IS IT IN KENTUCKY?
A buddy of mine in Carlisle said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
A man in Owensboro said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
In Maysville someone caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
But just this week, in Paris a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
A cattle farmer in Midway had a 15 acre field of popcorn ready to harvest. He went to feed his cattle and the popcorn had popped in the field. The cattle, in the next field, thought it was snow and the whole herd froze to death.
It's so HOT in Kentucky that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
NOW THAT'S HOT!