The first thing that popped into my head (after I stopped laughing) was the print fabric with the sexy skiers and cowgirls. I made my adult son's some pajama bottoms out of it one Christmas and they were a hit! Not exactly 70's porn but then again sex is ageless, right? I love the idea of a crazy quilt with lace,satin,corsets etc. I think you have to find some glitz fabric with little mirrors too. I wish I had something to send to you!