My son went thru a time when he had really stinky feet, and I said to him, (in front of his two sisters), "Your feet smell so bad, they're making my mouth water!" Of course, I meant to say my "eyes"!!! Another good one was my fresh daughter, she made me so mad I said, "I'll slap your face off the face of your face!" Just two stories that still are remembered, there are many more, of course.