Originally Posted by countrycottage
Why would you even ask me that? I’m insulted! Every time something goes missing around here, everybody looks at me! For your information, I don’t even wear that shade — it doesn’t flatter my complexion and it tastes terrib… oops.
Handle every Stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Pee on it and walk away.
Had to come back and get another good laugh!