OMG this is the funniest darn thread I have ever read on this board! I have to tell you about the time my DGM was having open heart surgery and I flew down to see her. There she was all hooked up to her tubes and wires and when I went in to talk to her she asked me to pluck her chin hairs! One of my mother's funniest memories is me laying across her mother in the hospital bed working on her chin hairs.
Now I have the same problem myself and wonder how many quilts I could have finished in the time I have spent staring at my chin and eyebrows??