As a school nurse, I have had 2 students still named Infant. It's just lazy moms who have not taken the time to add their real names to the birth certificates, but who think we are going to call them by those names. No dice, we gotta call them by what is on their birth certificate. So Infant they stay.
Also, we have children whose names are just unpronounceable by the way they are spelled, some take offense. I tell them "hey, don't get offended just let us know how you pronounce it and we will try again."
What were some of these moms thinking?