Originally Posted by Rhonda
Mine came from my mom mostly
You'll live! or Such is life.
In a hundred years from now it won't matter.
If you're not bleeding or you're not throwing up I don't want to hear about it!
Re: the "not bleeding" part ... I used to say (jokingly) to my son when he interrupted me on the phone. "If you aren't bleeding or on fire, and you can breathe, why are you interrupting me?"