Only "wanna be quilt police" believe there is a legal definition for a quilt and I so love to annoy the quilt police. I live to annoy the quilt police.
I would respond to this gal and tell her "Oh I did not know that any state in this country now hires out Quilt Police Officers. And I also have not heard of any city, town, state or federal ordinances or laws that specifically states what qualifies as a "real" quilt. Are you making good money with whichever organization you are hired by as a quilt police officer?"
Shows she doesn't know much about what constitutes a quilt.